I've decided to date a celebrity. I mean...why not? After careful consideration I've narrowed it down to Chiwetel Ejiofor and here's why.
1. Hello...look at him!
2. I'm fairly certain he's the ONLY person who could teach me how to pronounce his name and I hate not knowing how to pronounce something. I'm still horrified that I pronounced Hermione Granger's name incorrectly until book 4 when J.K. finally spelled it out for the stupid Americans.
3. His accent, girls are suckers for accents. Case in point, Hugh Grant.
4. He's trained in sword acting so if anyone ever bothered us we'd be all set. Assuming he carries a sword around at all times.
5. I'm single, he might be single, I can't find evidence to the contrary on the internet. (My apologies to his significant other if he isn't but you can't blame a girl for trying!)
6. He was in Serenity. Do I really need to say more?
7. If I married him Andrew Lincoln would show up with a series of handwritten signs declaring his secret love for me. I would of course send him packing but who doesn't want Andrew Lincoln showing up at your door?
8. I'm pretty awesome. He could do worse.
For the many celebrities who didn't make the list, I apologize. To Chiwetel...I'll wait for your call.
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